What is it with you British and boring snacks?
Where I come from in South America, nibbles
have some big kahunas!
My amigos call me the Deli Llama and I'm on a misión to rid the world of boring snacks. So when my bueno amigo Ali Paca sent me an SOS about UK snacks, I almost choked on my own spit! I was so flabbergasted I cut short my holiday and got on the first plane out of Lima to sort this disaster out.
I thought it couldn't be that bad, but sadly it's true. Your snack standards are the lowest I've come across. In fact, it's a desgracia...
But fear not. Things are about to get a whole lot tastier. It's time for my snacking revolución
To get things started, I pledge to travel up and down the country experiencing your dull snacks for real. I'll regularly update my blog: Crunch Time with all my latest news, from outing crisp offenders to snapping peanut eaters – no one will be safe.
Just a word of warning, though, I plan to: